lost in translation

The signs here kill me.  Seriously though.  They are hilarious and they hardly get the translation right.  But that is okay because I get a kick out of it.  Here are a few.  Okay, more than a few.  Enjoy.

{but clothe the flames are you're good}

{the pictures on all of the signs are equally as amusing.}

{be careful.  it's lippery.}

{four star toilet.  it wasn't anything special.  just a bunch of squatters.  but i'd like to see that five star toilet.  and who goes around rating toilets?}

{a personal favorite of mine.}

{i never knew that 3+1=180.  news flash.}

{notice we didn't take pictures of the fish.  just the sign.}

{those subway gaps are dangerous.  poor bloody finger.}

{it's sad that they have to have a sign for this but littering is a huge problem here.}

{these were in the same building.  yards away from each other.  i guess they weren't sure which one was right.}

{both are non-recyclable.}